Hello, everybody. This me here. Just, you know.... Writing my blog.

So what's new?

Hm....

Well, yesterday I basically saw some body's leg snap in half.

Yep. That was exciting. And painful to see.

But not nearly as painful as she thought it was....

Hm... Ok.

I don't really know what to write today.

I wish I could just pick a random topic and inject some personality into it.

Like staplers... They're pretty bland, right?

So, what if I take a stapler, and then some paper, and right a romance novel about them? That would be interesting, right?

...


No, Can't do it.

Too dirty.

...

Ok, what if I write everything backwards?

?aedi doog a s'taht kniht uoy od

NO, it's too hard. It would take all freaking day to do something like that. And I'd probably be getting phone calls from my pastor asking if I wanted to schedule another appointment for an exorcism.

Like hell I do.

So, that leaves.... What?

It's raining today. Real hard.

Sigh. I guess some days you just don't have anything to talk about.

Thanks for reading guys. When did I become so boring?